AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
I don't like it!
When we say "Toukai-moya", we think of "janken".
- When we say "janken", we think of "Toukai-moya". - Yes.
- We don't deny it. - We can say it with confidence.
- Yes. - Yes.
- I think we can go through so many things. - But recently I noticed...
- I noticed that there are people who are better at "janken" than we are. - Are there?
- There are people who are better at "janken" than we are. - Like "hand-kogi-janken".
- Ah, yes. - Like "kabedashiken".
- "shibulusuken". - Ah, yes.
- At first... - Oh, you're wearing a mug.
- Ah, yes. - Ah, yes.
- I'm not like that. I'm a cool guy. - Sasai-san.
- One? Just one person? - It depends on the number of years.
- I've been doing it for 53 years. - That's a long time.
- I've been doing it since the beginning. - I don't know.
- How many times do you do it once a week for 53 years? - I've done it four times and I've done it 1,347 times.
- That's a lot of information. - How many people do you battle with?
- If you say "the number of matches", it's six people. - Six people.
- Sasai-san is an amazing person in "janken". - But I...
- You guys are amazing people, too. - Let's decide who's number one here.
- Who's the best at "janken"? - Sasai-san.
- How... - How do we decide?
- We're about to start the raid battle. - Is it "dekabosu" or "sasai"?
- Sasai-san will be "dekabosu" and do "janken" every week.
- Everyone will face Sasai-san at home and do "janken".
- The deadline is until Sasai-san shows up and loses three times in a row.
- That's the deadline. - The fastest is three weeks.
- I want to win without losing to Sasai-san. - Yeah.
- If you lose three times in a row, you'll have to do "gekion batsugenbu".
- "Gekion batsugenbu"? - Why?
- Sasai-san won't do "batsugenbu", right? - It's fair.
- If we lose three times in a row, there's no risk for Sasai-san.
- Sasai-san won't do "gekion batsugenbu".
- "Gekion batsugenbu" is...
- At the end of the video with Sasai-san's outfit for one month,
- we'll have a "janken" corner.
- Yeah!
- Got it?!
- Well, it's not good. - It's not good, is it?
- It's that outfit, isn't it? The so-called... - What kind of outfit is Sasai-san wearing?
- A long-sleeved shirt with a collar and a skirt. - A skirt?!
- A long-sleeved shirt with a collar and a skirt. - Wow, this is amazing.
- This is crazy! - This is crazy!
- You're wearing cement and clothes, aren't you? - I'm a part-time worker who just came out of a shoot.
- If you can't do anything about it, do something about it. - Do something about it...
- Do something about it. - Do something about it.
- The broadcast itself has to be filmed. - If you don't film it in real-time, you'll lose.
- Whether it's me or my friends doing it is fine for me.
- What if you don't want to do it? - Leave it alone if you don't want to do it.
- If you really don't want to do it, leave it alone. - Leave it alone if you don't want to say anything.
- Leave it alone...
- This guy's unfair! - Comes first...
- They have to make it worse!
- Ladies and gentlemen, we start going head-to - head with each another on the weekend from now on.
- Please feel more confident. - Let's do this!
"top-level collaboration", episode one
End, RIGHT?!
It's August 28th, Sazae-san rock-paper-scissors first day.
Well, you can google it, so I looked it up because there may be people researching it.
It's highly likely that "choki" will come out, so if you get "gu", you win, right?
So "zenkai" to "gu", "zenzenkai" to "pa", "zenzenkai" to "pa", "zenzen", "zenzenkai" to "pa", "zen", and finally "dorisuki" comes out.
Yes! Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
August 28th, Sunday. Today is "zenya-sai-no-ki" of "splatoon 3" trial version.
And now we are live streaming.
I left live streaming and came down just to play rock- paper-scissors with Sazae-san.
Recently, we have surpassed 1.1 million people and it's finally a little amazing.
What is this live streaming?
Moreover, this "splatoon 3" is now divided into three divisions and fighting.
Those three divisions are "gu", "choki", and "pa".
Is there such a thing?
Can you see my "ika-chan" here?
She is wearing a "choki" T-shirt.
This time, I will definitely win with "choki".
Here it comes.
"Ichika-i-ra-na-de".
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ah, hello! It's Katsu!
Hello!
Since it's "dai-da" of "subayu-san", I will play rock- paper-scissors in his place.
I'm heading out now, but I went to "love hotel" in Sendai where there is a TV and came to "love hotel" now.
Then, in his place, I will play rock-paper- scissors now!
Yes!
First of all, this is a notice, so I think it's long now.
Alright, I will go now.
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh!
It's "fufufu"!
Oh! It's "guu"!
So, it's "guu" and "aiko"!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ah!
I will tear you apart and make you "guu"!
Ah!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh! It's "fufufu"!
I won! I won!
Shibaya-san said "paa" but now "guu" came out and I won with "paa"!
Alright! Then, Shibaya-san, good luck!
Thank you very much!
See you next week!
Rock, paper, scissors!
See you next week!
Rock, paper, scissors!
See you next week!
Rock, paper, scissors!
We're doing an event, right?
Even though it's Sazae-san rock-paper-scissors!
It's Sazae-san rock-paper-scissors!
We're in the middle of it!
It's just getting started!
So, since it's a special event...
Who's going to do it?
Sazae-san!
On the big screen!
It's so funny!
Sazae-san is going to play it now!
Abe-moze-san is going to play it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a mess!
Right now, we're going to say "poi!" and have the representative do it!
Since we're in the same generation, we'll say "poi!"
Maybe one of us is going to lose...
That's possible, right?
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Okay!
It's Choki-san and Abe-moze-san!
Who's going to do it?
You can do it, Sazae-san!
Please!
You can do it, Sazae-san!
I'm nervous!
I'll do my best!
Let's do our best at the event!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was fun!
How did you like the video?
Should we go in order?
This time, we had 10,000 fans gather together...
Our main business is videos...
But seeing each and every one of you's faces...
It made me realize again and again...
That you're supporting us!
Thank you for your hard work!
So, next is Ayumewara, right?
Don't go!
Huh?
I'm giving you proper comments, okay?
I might be so serious right now...
You might be serious, but...
You were about to cry at first...
At first...
I almost threw up...
He said he almost threw up...
Sazae-san's...
Sazae-san's emotions are the most emotional...
No, that's not true!
Sazae-san's result announcement!
Oh no!
What will it be?
Will you do it, Karan-kun?
Rock, paper, scissors?
Yes!
I'm scared!
Please watch the next episode, too!
Rock, paper, scissors!
This is the best!
Thank you, everyone!
It was the best game ever!
Let's celebrate with everyone today!
Didn't you want to do it again?
I'm glad!
Thank you!
Will it continue?
It will continue!
Three weeks of fighting!
Let's have a report meeting once in three weeks.
Maybe there may be a last one.
Maybe.
How many losses did you make in 2000 years?
2000 years.
Let's go.
One, two...
Zero!
One, two...
What?
Isn't it?
Maybe it was fun last week.
That's right!
It's crazy!
If there is an idiot who loses twice in a row now, it's over.
Moreover, I lost normally for the first time, and I noticed it the next day for the second time.
What?
I accidentally got out of my head.
You're doing it too much!
You're losing twice in a row!
It's not good.
You two are too calm now.
You're okay now, aren't you?
You're big.
You're strong.
You've lost three in a row.
It's not my fault.
No!
I won at the event.
I lost twice in a row.
Wow!
The second time?
It was heavy.
The first time?
It's true that there are times like that.
I'm really scared.
I can't think of anything.
I think it was a festival on the first day.
It's the second week, and it seems like it's the last time.
I'm going to give up on the festival and go back to Japan.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yes!
I lost once in a row because I was shooting an apparel video, so I asked for a drumstick.
I asked for a drumstick and he said, "I'm sorry."
I'm sorry.
I'm not losing.
I'm sorry.
I forgot about it.
I forgot about it three times in a row.
I forgot about it, too.
I was waiting for you.
I was waiting for you and talking with my family.
You said, "Hey!"
No, I didn't say that.
You said, "Hey!"
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm begging you. Let's end this next week!
I won't lose anymore.
I'll beat you with my power.
How are you doing that?
Let's do our best next week!
Tazanson Raid Battle Midway Report!
I'm begging you!
Please end it!
This is it.
It's the fourth week of the rematch.
So, in the fourth week...
Did you lose or win?
Please show it with your hands.
Show it with my hands?
What are you doing with your fingers?
You're like, "Lose!"
What are you doing?
You're like, "Lose!"
Only the loser...
When you say, "Lose!"
Only the loser...
Only me?
Everyone else, please say it.
How was the fourth week?
One, two...
Lose!
On the screen...
For a while...
Katsuo, Namihei, Soccer Ball
For a while...
There were three circles.
I feel like I'm saying "goo".
"Fa, choki, goo, goo".
So, I don't know what will come out this time.
I have no choice but to go with my intuition.
I wanted to say "choki" this time.
But, my opponent's "goo" pattern has gotten weird.
With the three circles...
Please watch it again next week!
Please!
Bye!
Don't say "goo"!
It's "ni"!
The moment it became "ni", I got really anxious.
I was really anxious.
And...
It's me, right?
Yeah, it's me.
It's me, for the fourth week!
Ta-da!
Woah!
You did it!
You reached it!
You did it!
And, even though you're my rival...
Please ask your mom...
Mom!
You did it!
"Goo" has become "usa".
How annoying!
But, it's okay!
How annoying!
In second place, it's "reach" and...
Please! End it!
End it!
First of all, except for me and Shibayu, it's not "reach".
It's not "reach".
Then, except for me and Tetsuya, it's...
If you lose, listen to me.
Fifth week.
One, two...
reach
"Reach"! Wow!
"reach"!
I won't lose.
Loseng high
I won against "Pungsan" this time.
I won.
I won against "Gachiyama" like "Hank" and "Gachiyama" like "Hank".
I'm "Gachiyama" of "Sport TV".
I think "Rock, Paper, Scissors" will start soon.
I think I won by a close call.
If you win "Rock, Paper, Scissors", please give me a souvenir.
I'll do it!
"shop"!
I'm sorry. I lost.
It's okay!
It's my first time to win "Loseng Hai" in fifth week.
I didn't know it would be such a waste.
Hi, I'm "magnifying glass".
I don't want to be "Sazae" either.
So, I looked up "Inowe Point" on Twitter.
He is an entertainer.
He posts "Sazae" every week.
So, I post "Sazae" too.
I'll post "Sazae" to people who don't doubt anything.
According to "Sazae" so far, there is little chance of "Par" this week.
If I post "Goo" this week, I think I won't lose.
So, I'll post "Goo" this week.
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
No way!
Oh no, I lost.
I feel like I'm going to lose it.
It's really annoying.
But it doesn't matter as long as it's over.
It's over.
It's been a while since I've heard you say that.
I, Oshuumei, hereby!
No paper, no paper.
There is also data that paper comes out of special paper.
For future specials,
you want to keep paper, don't you, Sasai-san?
I can read your mind.
You won't use paper here.
Please watch again next week!
Let's go!
It's alive!
I was really scared of this.
Please!
If you can stand this, we'll win.
This is a comeback.
If we win,
please watch it.
I really forgot about it,
but I left rock-paper-scissors.
I forgot to ask how it was.
I'd like to confirm it now.
It's Tatsuya Kishida.
At times like this, he loses.
So it's really scary.
Oh, hello? Do you remember asking for rock-paper- scissors?
I remember.
I thought you forgot to ask for the result.
How was it?
I won.
Wow!
I won.
You won.
Really?
Huh?
- Huh? - It's true, right? Don't shut up now, it's scary.
- Oh, it's true. - Okay, okay.
- Send me a video later. - Got it.
Thank you very much! See you!
- Oh, um... - Yes?
- I changed my phone recently. - Yes?
- The phone is gone. - Huh?
- Wait...
- Huh? - Huh?
- I thought you took it with your previous phone, and you took it out.
- Shh! - Huh?
- What about the data transfer? - The data transfer...
- You can only do that video. - Huh?
- How can you only do that video? - I was wondering when you'd say it, and if you'd get mad.
- Oh, I see. - Hmm...
- See you! - Huh?
- Hmm... - You won, but there's no proof!
- I... am so scared of this. - This is what the worst kind of fear is like.
- I... am so scared of this. - This is how you lose.
- Gaaaaaaaaaaah! - Gaaaaaaaaaaah!
You know, if you were a little more calm, I'd say, "I'll let it slide."
- I really thought about it, and... - Gaaaaah!
- Since I can't show you the proof I won... - Gaaaaah!
- This is the scariest way. - This is the scariest way.
This is the worst way to lose in "Ossolte".
Utsuya, you lost three times!
[Utsuya lost three times in "Ossolte"!]
Utsuya-san, Utsuya-san, what is this?
Utsuya-san, what is this?
[Utsuya lost three times in "Ossolte"!]
It's because my iPhone was released!
No, it's not!
It's all because of the app!
I can't do things at a fixed time.
You lost twice!
This game is too easy.
No doubt.
By the way, I forgot my last time.
What is it?
I saw Sasai-san in front of me, but I missed it.
What is it?
It's strong.
It wasn't rock-paper-scissors, it was "task powder silk".
Don't forget what Sasai-san is good at!
It doesn't matter if you win or lose!
You shouldn't forget it.
I lost six rounds in a row.
Me too.
It's too easy for me.
How did you do it?
I just did it.
I analyzed it a lot.
I had to do it in order of "goo", "pao", "jiao", "choki dazo", "make".
You have to change.
Will you show me?
You'll be "task god".
"Task god".
Well, next week's Tetsuya-san is...
Huh?
Whoa!
- Whoa, guys! - Whoa, guys!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Don't do it! - Don't do it!
I can't imagine it!
I don't like it.
I can't imagine it!
It's more disgusting than I thought.
Really?
It's always like this.
It's terrible.
When does it come out?
It's too early.
It's a good start.
It's a legend.
It's more disgusting than I thought.
It's a legend.
It's been a week.
No, it's been a month.
It's scheduled for November.
It's confirmed.
Wait a minute!
Tetsuya and Ryo's family are together.
It's over!
It's always like this!
It's terrible!
Tetsuya's father and Tetsuya's mother have to cosplay.
Ryo's family may have no choice but to change their meaning.
It's terrible!
It's always like this!
It's terrible!
It's more disgusting than my wife's birthday.
It's crazy!
I'm glad!
It's been a month.
I was so scared of this video.
Thank you, Tetsuya.
It's been a month.
Tetsuya learned not only rock-paper-scissors, but also task.
I'm learning it.
I'm going to learn how to play rock-paper-scissors for about ten days.
Why do you have 10?
Not 30!
I'm sure you'll learn a lot of things.
We're all so exhausted.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for your hard work!